The Breach ain’t Broke

…we just got ourselves some jobby-jobs.

But we’re lurking behind a corner. No water fountain and abandoned car is safe. We’re armed with Twitter, and don’t make us use it.

In the meantime, re-visit our year-old Jeremy Lin blog summit, featuring Oliver Wang, Hua Hsu, Jay Capsian Kang, and ourselves. It’s a weird combo of the prescient, the timid, the wildly off-base, and the desperate. But most of all, the line we can draw from September 2010 to Jeremy Lin dunk #1 says it all about why we’re all struggling for words right now.

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Culture mashup: The Karate Kid x Tiger Mother

Poor Amy Chua.  If she were only old, male, unattractive, washed-up, alcoholic, and too pathetic and self-hating to write a memoir, nobody would be giving her any fuss about her parenting methods.

On the other hand, lucky Jackie Chan.

Things I learned today about parenting, from The Karate Kid (2010):
1. “wax on wax off” parenting is most effective because it’s not only torture, it’s also highly amusing
2. black kid’s message to Chinese parents: chill out! your daughters are safe with me!
3. American mothers fail at teaching their children to clean up their rooms because they have not mastered the Chinese parenting method (hours of unexplained physical torture) (see lesson #1)
4. Chinese dads will cry over their dead sons, but only when drunk
5. Will and Jada Pinkett Smith were on set all the time, no doubt whipping Jaden into speaking perfect Mandarin. (“We’re not auto-tuning those tones you lazy piece of garbage”)

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Best of 2010: 5 reasons ESPN’s 30 for 30 were must-see TV

2010 gave us David Simon’s follow-up to The Wire, a resurgent, refocused Mad Men, as well as other top-shelf home entertainment like Breaking Bad, Louie, and lest we forget, Andy Samberg’s Mark Wahlberg skit. Cue the “television is the new cinema” meme. And yet the most cinematic achievement on television this year — ESPN’s groundbreaking 30 for 30 series — was, in fact, actual cinema: 30 feature-length films featuring 30 of the most spine-tingling, soul-crushing stories about slippery truths; half-forgotten icons; larger-than-life Man Love; snatching victory from the jaws of defeat only to have it snatched back; the price of too much success, too soon; and unwanted martyrdom, to name just a few. That the role of sports seems so certain in all this yet so elusive at the same time speaks to the fundamental paradox that greets anyone who’s ever been a fan: We think we know. But we have no idea. Here are the five films in the series that kept us asking all the right questions:

1. No Crossover: The Trial of Allen Iverson (Directed by Steve James)

Many have argued that Steve James (of Hoop Dreams fame) fails by not trying to set the record straight about Allen Iverson, one of this generation’s most polarizing, mercurial hoop stars. They would be missing the point. No Crossover is first and foremost about the the discussion of race when it revolves around faces without identities, words without meaning, circumstances without context.  As for AI himself, he remains an enigmatic symbol — is he a tragic hero felled by society’s hypocritical, parasitic ways, or an insensitive, immoral thug? If you answered neither one, then this is precisely the film for you.

2. The Two Escobars (Directed by Jeff Zimbalist and Michael Zimbalist)

No documentary in the series takes wider aim at the mark than Jeff and Michael Zimbalist’s The Two Escobars — and with good reason. A multilayered narrative connecting drug-ravaged Columbia in the early ’90s (The Kosovo next door: reads one titillating NYT headline) to the rise and fall of drug lord Pablo Escobar, along with his spiritual better half, Columbian soccer hero-turned-goat Andres Escobar, Two Escobars doesn’t take too many bold stylistic risks — but when the stakes are this high, it only takes the lightest of touches to tip the scale toward cinematic gold. It’s easy to take umbrage with the notion that sports can be the panacea for an ailing society, but in the case of The Two Escobars, it’s more than that — for a country hoping to find ways to forgive and forget, soccer is the only way out. Try telling that to the family of Andres Escobar, though.

3. Once Brothers (Directed by NBA Entertainment)

I’ve already waxed plenty poetic about this Vlade Divac-narrated documentary, so I won’t do so here, except to say: fellas, love is always having to say you’re sorry.

4. Winning Time: Reggie Miller vs. The New York Knicks (Directed by Dan Klores)

For those of us who were raised on the NBA on NBC (every Sunday!),  we know that it wasn’t exactly an aesthetically pleasing brand of basketball played by the Knicks and Pacers during their storied rivalry. That said, Patrick Ewing choking, Reggie Miller stroking, John Starks emoting, and Spike Lee, well, being Spike Lee adds up to freeze frame heaven, as well as the perfect reminder that, no matter what all the stat gurus tell you, professional basketball today is undoubtedly the better for it.

5. Guru of Go (Directed by Bill Couterie)

The tragic, untimely passing of Hank Gathers hangs like a spectre throughout Guru of Go, but ultimately, it’s a film about taking unconventionality to its very limits. Paul Westhead and his runnin, gunnin Loyola Marymount teams provides a fascinating look at what happens when sports transcends structure and chaos rules — the fans win. Besides, it has the ultimate cornerstone image — a right-handed Bo Kimble offering a salute to his fallen teammate in the form of a left-handed free throw. If that’s not cinematic, I don’t know what is.

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Best of 2010: 5 reasons movies need no nations

1. Copie conforme – Certified Copy – Copia conforme – رونوشت برابر اصل (directed by Abbas Kiarostami)

A French woman meets a British man on the streets of Tuscany. In a mix of English, French, and Italian at times cacophonous, at times melodic, they — the silver-maned baritone William Shimell and the luminous Juliette Binoche — play out scenes from a marriage between intellectuals who think, and of course love, across cultures. Things they share, like wine and art and an enlightenment (though not necessarily enlightened) of self, don’t necessarily transcend national borders, but certainly make their trespassing so much livelier. The director is Iranian master Abbas Kiarostami, long called one of the artists of our times, but who for the first time imagines “our” beyond his native soil and across continents.

2. Carlos (directed by Olivier Assayas)

His name needs no translation. Carlos didn’t try to topple nations, he tried to bust OPEC. He aligned himself with Marxist and pseudo-Marxists from Paris to Palestine to Tokyo. He was protected by multiple nations and hated by more. To realize such a story, you need a director with an international pedigree — Olivier Assayas (Irma Vep, Demonlover, Summer Hours, Boarding Gate, HHH: a Portrait of Hou Hsiao-hsien) — and an actor who can slip chameleon-like into any culture — Édgar Ramírez, born in Venezuela but reared everywhere. IMDB lists eight languages spoken in Carlos, but rather than count the cultures this mini-series traversed, why not just say that it is film about terrorism and capitalism — phenomena of the nation, yet carry no passports.

3. My Name is Khan – माय नेम इज़ ख़ान (directed by Karan Johar)

An American film? An Indian film? My Name is Khan is a fantasy of American justice done up as a cross-country road film. It’s also Bollywood melodrama of the tallest order. Shah Rukh Khan’s character is hokey in a way only Hindi cinema can concoct, and Kajol is the penultimate Bollywood woman. And yet it’s also a movie about what it means to be Muslim in the western world.  I wouldn’t say that My Name is Khan denies a nationality — content-wise it is an Asian American film — but it certainly forces us to ask questions about what happens to familiar styles and genres when they gets lodged between cultures. The making of the film too proposes new possibilities: that there are no big musical numbers might have to do with the participation of (gag me) Syd Field. Also, while on the set during a climactic scene of MNIK, I observed how smoothly crews from two industries can work together when they speak the same language (English) and share the standards of film production.

4. Exit through the Gift Shop (directed by Banksy)

We know Banksy is British, but he’s also a shadowy figure, a kind of subterranean creature who sees not nations, but walls, signs, and pavement that he can claim and transform. Meanwhile, documentary subject Thierry Guetta is a French transplant in Los Angeles, whose ideas of art are European but his talent and motivation purely Hollywood. The characters creep around the world with their posters and bad attitudes. They love in-between spaces like the West Bank and Disneyland — zones where cultural confusion become ripe for cultural mischief. Banksy is a modern-day Carlos the Jackal, only with the talent to back up the celebrity terrorism.

5. The Warrior’s Way – 워리어스 웨이 (directed by Lee Sngmoo)

American bombshell Kate Bosworth, Korean hunk Jang Dong-gun, Australian thespian Geoffrey Rush, and Hong Kong legend Ti Lung star in a martial arts Western set in the American badlands. It’s also a New Zealand production with financing from India. I’m sure the producers received some pretty government penny, so I won’t exactly claim that The Warrior’s Way doesn’t need nations. But not since Dragon Wars has there been such a cineplex perplexity, inviting — no, daring — mainstream American audiences to wonder where the heck this movie is from. (Or how to pronounce the vowel-challenged name of South Korean director Lee Sngmoo.) Hollywood makes plenty of “transnational” films set in faraway places with cast and crew from around the world. But with decades of experience, Hollywood makes it look seamless. When foreign companies attempt a Benneton blockbuster, colors clash but new identity combinations are forged.

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Yo. Yao. (We hardly knew ya)

Dear Yao,

I know it hurts right now. Once again, your feet, those feet that have giveth us fans so much, have taketh so much away. There will be time for condolences, time to burnish your off-the-court legacy once more, with words befitting of a king among men, ever-so-proud in defeat, ever-so-humble in victory. But now is not that time. Right now, it’s time to get angry. Continue reading

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Currently karaoking… (#5)

  1. Leo Ku, “Qing ge wang” (情歌王)
  2. Phil Collins, “Against All Odds”
  3. Tevin Campbell, “Can We Talk”
  4. Faye Wong, “Hong dou” (紅豆)
  5. Eason Chan, “Fu si saan” (富士山)
  • Location: K100 Karaoke (Alhambra, CA)
  • Shout out: Eddie with the heat, Christine with the cool.

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